Try 1

So I lurve Jodi Picoult’s writing… and have been dying to try and write like her. Or sort of. Not exactly but similar. Whatever, you know what I mean. So because I am incapable of coming up with original ideas myself, I’ve used her concept of Ifspeak (which I think is absolutely ingenious). Mind you this is some crappy bit of writing that I’ve composed within 20minutes of my Biol 130 tutorial.

Mercy

oh release meeeeeeeeeeeeee waterloooooo let meeee gooooooooo playyyyyyy. Have MERCY.